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The act of executing someone with a shotgun at point-blank, similar to the fate Old Yeller met in the 1957 movie of the same name.
"The crackhead tried to pick a fight with the SWAT team, and ended up getting Old Yellered."
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Stinky Poo is a game which has gained a small following. It is played with a group of people who are willing to endure the game. The official rules are as follows:
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
Bro 1: Bye.
Bro 2: Bye.
Bro 3: Stinky Poo.
Bro 1: Oh, shit.
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Krunglefuck (or krunglebonk) is a phrase used to describe the act of killing another player in an online game, typically in a humorous manner. The act of krunglefucking another player is typically achieved through unorthodox methods, usually comical, yet wholly unexpected. Despite the simplistic nature of the art of krunglefucking, the art can take years to master, and a good and proper krunglefuck can be as rewarding as it is challenging.
Dean had just been krunglefucked, and he was ashamed.
Janice was krunglefucking zombies left and right.
"Ayo, watch me absolutely krunglefuck this shitwaffle."