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A random series of events that are hot messes, train wreaks, colossal fails, that are totally out of your control.
The entire year 2020 was a dumpster fire.
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Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.
Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.
Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.
Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!
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When you are brutally fucked over a fire to the point where you get third degree burns, while listening to ‘sex on fire’ by kings of Leon.
“You bro, have you ever had fire sex?”
“Ya, burnt my dick off, totally worth it though!”
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the action of taking down a bitchy red headed, fake jeasus lovin, skank,two year old, lying, two timer, slut fucking,whore, green eyed maneater when she messes with you.........gr.
Someone screams: Douse the fire!
All hell is brokede lose on the nearest red headed fuck, that is one screwed ginger.
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Another name commonly used for the seat heater in a luxury car. It is very highly coveted and often requires a Shotty.
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What you call your anus when having explosive gas and/or diarrhea.
Also:
The feeling you get when your hemorriods become inflammed.
When you feel a flamming fart that singes your anus as it leaves the anal cavity.
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Friendly fire : The American fighting man's favourite pastime.
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