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A bro-ism is any variation of the word "bro." Usually beginning with bro and ending with some funny or clever suffix.
Examples of a bro-ism are:
broseph
brah
brologna
brocahantas
brosputin
brois and clark
the bronas bothers
brodonna
bro's crab shack
brocolli (not to be confused with brocolli the vegetable, different pronunciation)
brofessor
bromosexual
Tom Brokaw
Brobi wan kenobi
bro vs. wade
brocaine
broham
el bromino
the bromuda triangle
bro-cameral legislature
bronoculars
broack obama
and so on....
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Men who understand that western women have drunk the cool aid pass the point of no return, and got their passports to enjoy happiness and peace with fit, friendly foreign women
And the Lord said “God bless the Passport Bros, for they have avoided thy wickedest American women and achieved nirvana with feminine foreign women, restoring the natural balance between feminine and masculine and breeding out/leaving in the dust thy wicked western shemen
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when you are on a pub crawl with your mates and halfway to the next pub you need to take a piss.This triggers a chain reaction between all your mates who decide they all need a piss too thus causing a brow flow.
"man i cant hold on til the next pub im gonna nip in these bushes for a piss." "yeah me to man" "wow i think were having a bro flow moment"
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Can be identified by big colorful shades,(80s types or aviators) shaggy hair flocking in the air, striped beanies, big oversized: jackets, basketball jerseys, tall tees, or big snow pants, have wide stance on their snowboard for steeeze. Drag out their words like they're retarded like "yaaa broo so gnarly sooo gnarls. I never thought i was gonna ride that one out" Snow bros are everywhere but must abundantly found at CU and CSU campus's. Usually wannabes but the true snow bros know how to shred.
Snow bro 1: "yaoo bro check out that chicky with the titties, I'd like to ride that like a slippery slope yaa heard what i sayiiin?"
Snow bro 2: "hahaa yaaaa mane kinda like i shreded up that rail both on the slope and that fine male receptionist I been dating"
Snow bro 3: "not cool bro, thats not the way of the bros"
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A woman who you are not related to, or sexually active with, but consider as a bro.
Other variations: fe-broski, fe-brah, fe-bruh
Guy one - "Hey man, did you pick up your Warped Tour tickets yet?
Guy two - "No, but I'm gonna have Ashley pick them up for me, she said she would."
Guy one - "Man, she's such a good fe-bro."
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Your step brother that has a big shlong, and walks into your room with his big whopping penis out. While step sister is wearing a short flannel skirt.
Step bro: *walks in with big shlong out*
Step sis: what are you doing step bro?
Step bro:-_-
Step sis: :O
Step sis: takes off clothes
Step bro: *sticks shlong in step sis*
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noun: an anthem for douchebags.
Kottonmouth Kings are notorious for writing bro hymns.
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