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It is a revolutionary bar game that takes place when a massive amount of chicken wings are to be eaten. Usually this is done on a wing night to reduce costs.
The game is simple and this will make chicken wing night even better. The goal is to stack the chicken bones from the wings on top of each other until the tower of bones falls then the last person to place is determined to be the loser.
Typically the game is played on a small plate (5") and when more than 3 cumulative bones fall off of the plate then the loser has been determined. And like any good game when a loser is found there must be a price for losing, and usually that involves buying a plate of wings. (another reason for playing on wing night, it is cheaper to buy if you lose)
These are the basic rules and adjustment can be made, and the game really only gets fun when 100 + wings are to be eaten.
Helpful hint: Eat fast and place poorly to screw over the others after you in order to get free wings.
Bono " Man that was one awesome game of Chicken Wing Jenga last night"
Rojo "What the fuck is Chicken Wing Jenga?"
Bono "You are such a loser if you do not know what it is, maybe you should stop being a freakin hermit and drink beer and eat some wings, you pussy and you can find out"
Rojo "ooo man I had no idea, I will put on my man pants and I will be a man, and play some Chicken Wing Jenga"
This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").
Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he
has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!
Angels who are left wandering the earth, looking for people to help but cannot fly themselves. Left to be undesirable they accept their fates but detest the fate of those who follow in their footsteps. These angels if you could call them that contest misfortunes that befall another person. They prevent at most, anything that could cause another to feel or worse become one of them. To be an angel with clipped wings is not something they would have shared because it entails pain. Once in a while though they feel like they are as human as humans are but then again realize they're not. These angels are far from what we see as saviors they risk their own for someone to feel again. They are tough as beasts but only so much to protect themselves. They are frail as they have nothing to hold them up when they try to soar. Are they capable of soaring? Yes, they are. They have potential that isn't tapped because of many things but they are capable. You ask them to do things for you and in a glance they can oblige but not once have they done it for themselves? How can they not be capable when they produce more for others than what the eye can see? Because they don't find a need to. They live alone because fate has told them to do so. They are separated because that is the life they know. But if you approach them they'd give their life to you.
Angel with clipped wings... You want to see what they are capable of? Then look at them not with prejudice. Look at them with eyes that inquire, not question. All they need is to be told of importance. What it means to be important, how it feels to be important so their clipped wings don't feel as much a burden as it is.
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Slang for corrupting an innocent or naive person
I was finally plucking Angel's wings last night after two months whispering my game in her ear. I beat you to it!
What Helen Dagley has under her arms!
Bloody hell! Your not that old!!!
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Hmm where to begin....
1.Wanna-be, poser, thinks he's hot. fuck-upI would call him gay but that's an insult to homosexuals.
2.OMG how can you be so stupid?!I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO YOUR FAT ASS WHAT SO EVER IF YOU WANT SOME THAT BAD JUST FUCK YOURSELF CUZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO!!!!!YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!!
3.Someone who thinks he's really hot and really popular when he really isn't.
1.Himself
2."You like m again don't you?!"
Me: "HELL NO!!You fucking fag!!"
3.Person 0:"OMG calvin is SOOO hot!!!"
Person 1:"Seriously?You think so?Ew!"
Person 2:*laughs hysterically*
Person 3:"He's like, really mean to everyone.Don't go there, I did."
Person 4:*throws up*
Person 5:*slaps person 0*"What are you on?!"
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