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When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."
When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
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Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk
Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!
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to be told that you are going to get the dick from a guy. it is commonly said to girls
boy: "let me pipe you down"
boy: "you about to get piped down"
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A slang term used to describe a sexual act performed by a male on himself, involving the application of hot sauce to one's erect genitals, then proceeding to finance a surgery to have removed half his ribcage, so that he may suck the hot sauce off of his own erect genitals.
"Man it's freezing out today...I really wanna just go home right now and give myself a nice Hot Pipe."
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a verb The insertion of one's finger into another one's bungster at the moment of peak. The object is to heighten the experience. Best if done by surprise. Sometimes the act works in reverse.
Carol hot tail piped Phil as he shot a load on her doll collection.
Carol's finger expertly hot tail piped Phil as he ejaculated onto her forehead.
When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.