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by Lilhornyhoe September 24, 2020


Sex

You’re going straight to horny jail mr.

Sexsexsexsex

by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020


Sex

The best feeling in the world. Here’s the story:

Jack and Leah had met in fifth grade. It was 12th now and they had gone out on Christmas Eve night, a very romantic time. They were in L.A. and they both adored it. After the movie Jack invited her back. She got so excited because she was looking for some action packed sex. When they got there she reached up and wrapped her hands around his neck and he put his hands on her hips and they made out. They made out for 2 minutes before he gently put her on the bed and started stripping her. She began taking of his pants and boxer and he did the same for her as well as her shirt. Once she got his boxers of it revealed a massive boner. Her pussy was so wet. He proceeded to lower his head and eat her out. She moaned because he was so good. After he took his 9 inch rock hard dick and slipped it in her vagina. He started slow but started going faster. She reached orgasm and he was moaning too. Not even 3 minutes later she felt warm stuff fill her. He came. He then fingered her and then they went back to kissing. This went on for the whole night. The next morning they woke up and it was snowing. Snowing in L.A. nobody believed it but they were too busy being locked in with each other. They were so attached to each other and everyone knew. I have to go, tomorrow is their daughter’s wedding.

by Hehehehebee November 25, 2020


Sex

Ist halt so

Ich will kein sex

by Emay155 June 19, 2020


Sex

What you will never have

You want sex, but will never have it

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 8, 2022


Sex

The motivation behind literally everything else I do or have learned to do in life.

"I learned to play guitar to get sex."
"I got out of bed to get back into bed with someone else... to have sex."

by EthicalPowerSlut March 24, 2019


Sex

It is a shorter form for "simply excellent".

Girl: Do you want to go out to somewhere this weekend?

Guy: Sex, my dear.

Girl: What a gentleman!

by 🌹 Romeo 🌹 June 18, 2018