Shooting From The Dick

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.

Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.

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shoot milk at the moon

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.

Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!

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shoot your shot

A reference to hitting orgasm.

Person 1: Bro did you shoot your shot?

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shoot some jimmys

When wanna-be basketball think they're awesome and call jump shots "jimmys"

hey man, wanna skip studying to shoot some jimmys yo

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shoot from the hip

Go. Demonstrate. Start

Shoot it from the hit baby...Listen to Andre Nickatina

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shoot my wad

Male orgasm. Act of coming. Refers the the ejaculation of semen from the penis in a festive manner.

I think I will shoot my wad over here.

Is that hair gel? No, I just shot my wad.

Note to people over 50: do not use this term to refer to one speaking his mind to another.

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Shooting From The Hip

This is when a man is urinates while not using his hands to hold his penis. By doing this he decreases his accuracy which may lead to some 'Ricochet' (hitting the outer rim of the toilet bowl) possibly causing 'Freindly Fire' (accidently urinating on yourself, usually leg).

The origin of the phrase is a recent one. The phrase 'Shooting from the Hip' is a double entendre, as it also means to fire a weapon low down, or alongside the hip, causing a decrease in accuracy, hence the reason for its other context.

This act is popular among men as it gives a sense of freeness and results in a much more relaxing urination.

Warning: Shooting from the hip is only never to be perfomed while drunk, as this may cause embarassing 'Friendly Fire'.

I love to rest my hands on my head while Shooting from the Hip.

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