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when one is to lazy to preform a task that is not even really considered work, such as getting up and changing the tv channel manually.
"oh man, Seinfeld is on"
"i don't wanna get up you?"
*lifts arm and moans*
"my friend, im afraid our teen syndrome has kicked in"
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The phenomenon that occurs when people become more educated about technology, and change their preferences. This is usally due to the realization that popular technology, althogh used by many, is in fact inferior
AOL went bankrupt due to AOL syndrome after its users realized that every other isp was far superior to it
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Elaboration of the severity of the condition down syndrome
Up Syndrome: You got down syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left, and right syndrome too
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1. applies to Seattle residents who grew up in the Pacific Northwest and are sheltered/naive in their young, white, liberal eutopia.
2. applies to Seattle residents who grew up in the Pacific Northwest and seem to have no comparative understanding or knowledge of the rest of the country/other cities, think a lot of things about Seattle that aren't true, and deny that Seattleites are passive aggressive.
You can be diagnosed with Seattle syndrome if:
You are very standoffish in public.
You are very non-confrontational... some would say passive aggressive.
You think that drivers in Seattle are aggressive.
You think that it gets too cold in Seattle (doesn't apply to California transplants).
You don't notice that everyone drives 2 mph under the highway speed limit and don't recognize the left lane as the fast lane in Washington state.
You think there is a lot of variety/diversity in Seattle.
You think Seattle is a really big, serious city... comparable to Chicago or New York.
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is when the sophomores in high school start to feel more comfortable with high school because they're not freshmen anymore and start hooking up with anyone to fulfill their sexual appetites.
This can apply to anyone who's not a sophomore but still feels the need to get some all the time.
That Sophomore girl just decided to hook up with all of these guys for no reason..." "Sounds like she has Sophomore Syndrome.
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When a person cannot reverse in a car without hitting the one thing in sight.
Mikayla reversed out and hit the tree.
MIKAYLA SYNDROME <3
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A mild form of autism, that only a selected special few of the population have. The biggest assets of this disorder are often characterized as the biggest curses.
Aspies have a hard time making friends in a world, mainly becuase their high IQ's, literal imagination, and superior adherence to company and school rules and respect for authority.
Tragically since Aspies are essentially just a more moral and intelligent version of NT's their social abnormalities make them "geeky" and "nerdy" and their non-understanding of social cues make them seem like assholes.
Living in a neurotypical world with NT's the majority of who would rather remain ignorant and alienating then seek to understand AS does not help, nor does it help to claim that you have AS to excuse your idiotic and asshole behaviour.
Asperger Syndrome is not the problem in our world. Ignorance is!
Jason has Asperger's Syndrome. He may be frank and honest, dress differently than others and obsess about horses and motorcycles, avoid eye contact and appear alone. He is secretlly a genius, who will discover a cure for cancer and create a new language by the year 2037
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