Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait
Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!
When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.
“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”
“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.
Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "
A terraria house consisting of many wooden NPC houses aranged ontop of each other so as to make a wooden tower.
What?! Everyone on this server is amazing at building. How don't they just end up with the brown tower
A variation of the Wet Willy in which a person jams their finger inside of their rectum and then proceeds to wipe it on another person's ear.
Damnnnnn bro! You see that brown billy that sofia gave kyle? Disgusting....
A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.
"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."
"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."