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An incredibly miserly person, the cheapest of the cheap.
In the Western world, Jews are stereotyped as being pennypinching as a whole; in China, people from Shanghai are said to be willing to do anything to save themselves a few yuan. Thus, a Shanghai Jew would be a person so miserly as to be beyond belief.
"Can you believe it? That whole family ordered 5 pitchers of water, asked for bread 4 times, & they all got just soups or salads...and then only left me a dollar tip. What a bunch of Shanghai Jews."
"I told my landlord the heat wasn't working right. You know what the little Shanghai Jew did? Came in, turned off the radiator, handed me one of those little ceramic heaters, & left. That was 2 weeks ago.
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A purposely deceiving or unfair circumstance.
There was absolutely no hot puss at the party at all as Mark said there would be. What a damn jew trap.
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What a Latino says when saying "you, me".
Latino: "Jew me, we gotta prollem hir"
White: "Did you mean, 'you and me, we have a problem here'?"
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A person who, at first appearance doesn't appear Jewish, but upon further conversation, reveals him/herself to be.
A: So, what did you do over the weekend?
B: I fasted.
A: Wait, why?
B: It was Yom Kippur... duh.
A: Wait, you're Jewish?
B: Yeah, I'm a Stealth Jew.
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A friend who is a greedy bastard...girlwise
Your friend gets one girl to come to the party with him and does not let said girl bring her friends for the attending males. If this has ever happened to you then your friend is a pussy jew. He keeps all the cunt for himself just like a jew would do with money.
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The mixed heritage of a person who is Japanese and Jewish, also known as a twinkie.
Marco: Hey AJ! Your a japa jew!
AJ: Let me tell you a word that has to do with sex!
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n., Used in reference to something that is unfairly obtained to gain an advantage to win.
Dude you used the jew code to win that game.
How the hell did you win that you must have used a jew code to get it.
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