Texas Tea

The spit in a bottle from a smokeless tobacco user like Copenhagen.

Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!

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tea with grandma

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)

Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.

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tea picker

Derogatory term for a Sri Lankan.

Arjuna Ranatunga is a tea picker. In fact, Arjuna Ranatunga is a fat tea picking cheating cunt.

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omg tea

When your close friend said something juicy and your like omg tea,
because you know its true

and if someone denies it

they just dumb

Lizzy: " Shes litreally talking behind her back and she just defends her like is she good?"
Me:"omg tea"

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Saigon Tea

A bead of sweat that runs from the small of your back, down the crack of your ass, and drips off the balls or snatch.

"dewd, I have been brewing about a gallon of Saigon Tea for the past hour in this 109 degree heat."

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tea bagging

Draping the "hairy brain" over some unsusecting subjects mouth

"check it out! little joe is T bagging that old lady"

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Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females breast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

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