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Northern Valley High School at Demarest

The most drug infested shit hole ever. How it is in the top 100 high schools in NJ is a mystery to us all. The computers suck and the administration is retarded and incompetent. The girls are attention whores and the guys are ego maniacs who try to make others look bad. The sports teams that suck like football take school funds away from the teams that bring championships like track, tennis, and swimming. NVD has to get its priorities straight. Overall, the student population is awful and rude.

The drugs at Northern Valley High School at Demarest are out of control.
The girls forget what clothes are.
The guys forget to shut up.

by nvdblows March 11, 2011

45πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Cattaraugus Little Valley High School

A place where the girls are ugly, you’re related to everyone and their cousin, and you can’t fuck someone without creating a mutant child.

Have you heard all the rumors Jillian McCormick started at Cattaraugus Little Valley High School?!

by Bigboylittlepeen November 4, 2021

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wallkill Valley Regional High School

A wasteland.

"Hey, do you go to Wallkill Valley Regional High School?"

by Hello I Want To Die November 6, 2017


wallkill valley regional high school

Four year regional public high school in Sussex County New Jersey (refer to n.\dirty jerzey). Where kids from Hardyston, Franklin, Ogdensburg and Hamburg, grades 9-12 study from a wide range of programs including potsmoking 101, fag-a-nomatry, drug dealing literature, AP dblocking, gay YELLOW VDUB auto shop, and penis graffiti visual arts. Rated one of the worst schools in the world because of its scumbag to do-good student ratio of 126:1, and most kids drop out anyway.... who cares. The schools alma matter is "when in doubt, pound it out".

JOE: " so you're from Wallkill Valley regional high school, aye?"

REESE: "yeah, i graduated with a degree in erectile engineering, and minored in fake rasta comp."

by jizzyjim57 January 16, 2012

28πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


River Valley Charter School

One of the best schools in southern California. Despite being small, it is very valuable. It was established in 2001. Being a charter school, students go only on Tuesdays and Thursdays or on Wednesdays and Fridays depending on their grade. They do IS (independent study) at home. The school provides education for 7th to 12th grade.

It has such a wonderful atmosphere; everyone knows each other. The students are motivated, but they know how to have a good time, too. They have some of the best API scores that top "regular" high schools.

For more info, check out rivervalleyhigh.org

John: what school do you go to?

Derek: I go to River Valley Charter School!

John: You awesome person you.

by Derk the Shroomie December 3, 2012

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hoosac Valley High School(HVHS)

A school full of kids who will kick Drury High Schools students asses on and off the fields. A school full of kids who can fight and wont run away to there mom and cal the cops when a fight is planned. HVHS is better in sports fighting and getting girls. Drury is full of a bunch of pussys

Hoosac Valley High School(HVHS) beats Drury again in football this week they are unstoppable

by HVHS 010 January 12, 2009

42πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)

Holy Wood was a concept album released by Marilyn Manson in 2000 following the Columbine High School massacre and serves as their rebuttal at the accusations leveled at them. Their frontman has described it as "a declaration of war".

The record make numerous allegories to pop culture history to show how everyone had a participating role in Columbine: From Abraham Zapruder to the JFK Assassination, from the Beatles' White Album to the Charles Manson murders and from the Crucifixion to the Dead Rock Star celebrity worship phenomenon, the band left no stone unturned to give america a righteous ass-kicking.

Notable themes:

1.Guns, God and Government - rightwing America's main obsession that, arguably, fucked Klebold and Harris up more than any 'rock' or 'metal' album.

2.Celebritarianism - a word coined by Manson to describe a devotion to celebrity and celebrity culture. In the album it is a religion that canonizes dead celebrities into saints in the same way the crucifixion canonized Jesus Christ into a superstar messiah and celebrity. In effect, the crucifixion is the root cause of shit like reality TV, Jersey Shore, TMZ and Harris and Klebold's desire to become famous by murdering people.

Holy Wood was never a commercial success and received mixed reviews from music journalists who said the band's artistic pretensions overshadowed the powerful lyrical indictment contained in it. Despite this, many people view it as the band's finest hour.

Kerrang Magazine: ...There has still not been as eloquent and savage a musical attack on the media and mainstream culture as Manson achieved with Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death).

Me:If you thought what Manson said about Columbine in Michael Moore's documentary was incisive, you should see how Holy Wood throws his detractors hypocrisies right back into their faces.

by Industrial rock FTW! February 5, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž