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War on Women

When voters don't want to have to pay for other women's birth control and abortions; when voters and citizens believe that other women can purchase their own condoms, birth control pills and abortions.
The term War on Women was a fictitious scenario and scare tactic invented by Leftists and Democrat strategists in an attempt to demonize and marginalize Republican political candidates for office.

Obama 2012 re-election campaign: There's a War on Women! You must vote for Obama, otherwise all women's right will disappear!
Obama in 2008: β€œIf you don’t have any fresh ideas, then you use stale tactics to scare the voters. If you don’t have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run from." (Obama ironically predicting tactics of his own 2012 re-election campaign)

by htonhipster November 23, 2013

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War of 1812

A war that Americans are taught in school that they won. Basically, it was a pathetic attempt to Annex Canada from the British, and ultimately got their capital burned to the ground.

American: We won the war of 1812!
Smart Person: Can you smell something burning? Oh, yeah, its the white house.

by A Brit May 17, 2004

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war of 1812

a war which all though technically between America and Britain since Canada was part of Britain at the time, did involve Canada since it was largely Canadians fighting and the American objective was to annex Canada. All though some people think the British won because they burnt down the white house, and some people think the Americans won because the British surrendered at New Orleans, and yet other people think it was a draw, in reality the British won by virtue of succeeding in their objective, the prevention of America taking control of the Canadian colonies.

The Americans wanted to take over Canada, but they didnt
The British wanted to prevent the takeover of Canada, they succeeded
who failed? who didnt?

by Jimbo Maloi July 21, 2004

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Queafing Wars

The act of various females going into a room and blowing air through her vagina to see who makes the loudest noise.

Girl, Queafing wars at my house tonight:)

by Paper2546 October 26, 2011

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war driving

The sport of the uber leet. You scan for wi-fi networks on your laptop whilst driving around, sitting in mall parking lots, outside the hot chick you have your eye on's house, etc.

Some popular programs war drivers use are:
Netstumbler: http://www.netstumbler.org
Wardrive ToolBox: http://www.xenon-inc.com
Ethereal: http://www.ethereal.com
Aircrack: http://freshmeat.net/projects/aircrack

Just remember, it may be illegal to use a wireless access point without permission from the owner.

You should see these nudies I collected from last night's war driving.

by AppleBag October 11, 2005

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Facebook War

What couples can get into with post over the bulletin board on Facebook.

Look at Sallys Facebook post. She must be in a Facebook war with Jim.

by Baker_balls December 6, 2010

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war mask

Put a ball over each of the persons eyes and lay your dick down their nose.

Stacey was passed out so I took a pic of her wearing a war mask.

by soulfreaz December 23, 2013

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