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Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.
Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."
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Most likely the style of shoes used to hunt coons.
Hey reggie, grab them there coon boots, lets hunt us some coons!
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so bored and you cant think of why you so bored and you really aint got nu10 to do but text about nu10 or sit on myspace or facebook
text conversation
Me:how was your day
Him: oka i aint really do nu10;; yours?
Me: me either;; i was bored as a boot all day
Him:seems like you still is
Me:yap
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1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.
2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.
1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.
2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...
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Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!
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1. Relating to the built-up mud on the bottom of a person's shoe upon or after walking through a large area of mud (noun)
2. The act of walking and stomping simultaneously, in a similar manner as obese and/or ghetto people negotiate movement (noun)
1. "I was walking through this muddy field, but I had to stop 'cause I seem to be wearing Iron Man Boots."
2. "Bitch be walking like she's wearing some Iron Man Boots."
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Boots worn by a woman in public to signal that she is titillated and interested in having unfamiliar men vie for an opportunity to satisfy her wanton needs. Less often will be worn in public by a woman to indicate to strangers that a man currently in her company will later be presented with the chance of enjoying her companionship in private where she may wear the boots for him but nothing else.
Usually made of black leather and extending at least to mid-calf. Minimum three-inch heel.
Jennifer may be four inches taller than me and two cup-sizes bigger, but I'm going to put on a pair of fuck me boots tonight and then we'll see who gets the most attention at the party!
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