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A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person
the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
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something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?
Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good
Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!
Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
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A catch-all excuse for work as to why you're not checking email, phone calls, or attending meetings while you're traveling or out of work (typically during your vacation). Often implies that you're spending your time having romantic encounters and otherwise spending your time doing extracurriculars, while avoiding work entirely.
I'm so sorry I couldn't check my email last week. I left my phone in a cab in Barcelona.
you probably know her from twitter,SHE SCARY AS HECC,watch ur windows to catch an eyelash b4 going to bed kids!
(ill probably be ded for posting this)
idk just tag @FunnnehsEyeLash on twitter and funneh's left eye lash will maybe reply maybe reply
a wise man who has never been in a realtionship dick´s sag to right. as soon as a onse wise man gets into a realtionship he is then prompted with the thought ¨man this nigga better not fuck me over gang¨. well guess what g, the nigga fucked you over💀. now the unhappy man´s dick now is sagging to the LEFT as the nigga didnt treat him RIGHT.
awareness must be created, never let a nigga fuck you over left dick sag disorder is a 100% common side affect of getting into a realtionship. be careful out there you never know who gon fuk u over next. ¨the most poisonous people come disguised as friends or family¨-a wise nigga
man this bitch finna get me Left Dick Sag Disorder.. I better hop outa this jawn.
Monday left me broken is based on a song named Waiting for Love. The Monday left me broken cat first appeared in YouTube Shorts thanks to the YouTubers Arcade Assassin, Kracc Bacc, and Meme Zee. The video was made using the morphing face app Revive.
Me: *casually watching Shorts*
Video: Bro Tiktok isn't that bad.
Video: Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through with hoping...
It means that someone is lying.
John: "I wasn't with your girlfriend last night."
Mark: "You're lying! There's no blue left in your eye!"
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