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Take a rubber glove, squirt some oil or grease into it. Wrap your pillow around it, and tie it together with a belt. Now go ahead and fuck the everliving shit out of it. This is the only form of sexual gratification that many non-gay inmates get.
Yo man, I was all set to go out on that date with Mandy Moore, untill she found that jailhouse vagina in the backseat of my car and dumped me.
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Thick, snotty mucus that flows from the vagina, usually creamy white, if yellow..... back away!
fUCK! My panties are full of vagina boogers.
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a vagina that has been so overused that the outer labia actually sag down and are floppy
i was about to eat that chick out but i realized she had a really floppy vagina
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The female juices that remain on a man's penis after a slam-fuck session, which often becomes crusty if not washed off the penis with immediacy.
That bitch's vagina sludge is all over my dick because I didnt wash my penis off immediately after that slam-fuck session last night.
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a bag of ice put on the vagina when your vagina hurts. Often covered by a blanket..or sweater vest.
Kelly: HOLY FUCK OW
Stephanie: Do you want some vagina ice?
Kelly: YES
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The back of a woman’s neck that when rubbed or fingered like a vagina causes pleasure. The neck vagina is often massaged during kissing or as a precursor to sexual activities.
Paul played with Kim’s neck vagina in an effort to get farther into Kim’s pants. Kim’s neck vagina felt good when Paul rubbed it.
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An involuntary bodily response to a seriously gross guy coming on to you.
Chick: "OMG, that guy was so gross he made my vagina want to vomit."
Yucky guy: "Hey momma you wanna come back to my place and do it?"
Hot/Not deperate chick: "GROSS, my vagina vomited at the idea of sex with you!"
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