You're not going to be able to take pride in-

"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.

Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."

Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."

you're not enough

This is a mantra to tell yourself of when things don't go the way you'd like them to with someone. Because if you were enough then things would be going the way you'd like them to.

As Danny sat waiting for a texted response that would never arrive from Nora, he appropriately coached himself out loud with "you're not enough."

dance till you're dead

You dance till you are dead.

DaNcE DaNce TilL yOu'Re DEaD..

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You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

you're grandfather homosexual

4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes

Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

you're done

a phrase used to let somebody know that they're doing something that you or someone doesn't like. It could be for a good reason, like water being sprayed on them, or for no reason, because that's a 14 year old white girl for you.

Person 1: Haha! I knew you would lose that dodgeball match without your friends paired up with you!
Person 2: You're done, you're done.
Every sane person within a 10 mile radius: We don't give a fuck.