When someone mouths off or starts an argument. Fired the first shot
"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."
" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."
" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
What you call someone when they shoot you unexpectedly in the 'Team Rumble' LTM in Fortnite: Battle Royale.
Oh, you fucking cock-waffle!
Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.
Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
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A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.
A cock harness, which has a function similar to a cock ring, is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum.
when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.
Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew
Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did
Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants
someone who checks out your junk while you're changing in the locker room at the gym .
i was changing into my bathing suit, about to go for a swim, when i noticed this COCK GAYZER staring down my dick.
Pronouns used by closeted gay men to locate other closeted gay men. Or by femboys to locate other femboys
“Their pronouns are Big/Cock.”
“That’s pretty gay.”
Or
“Hi my pronouns are Big/Cock!”
“Oh so you want me to fuck you senseless while you wear a hermione hogwarts costume.”