haha you thought it would be something dirty. it's not that kind of sex.
ALMOST as good as food
Sex and food are both a solid 50/50
And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD
Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting
Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all
firebaughs asb favorite topic too talk about
ahhh yes, sex - the topic that always pops up in the asb gc
Face it we all have no gf
You looked this up because you
A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass
or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af
A is likely
Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass
Guy 2: Good jok- oh.
Add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
"Hey babe" " Yeah?" "Wanna do some math w/ me?" "Sure what type??" "Sex, it's just like math" :Does Mischevious Laugh: >:)
find a boyfriend first and than we’ll talk about it
So find a boyfriend
Make him horny
And than have sex