Sex

the gender of one person

haha you thought it would be something dirty. it's not that kind of sex.

Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD

Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all

Sex

Me and your mums favourite activity

I had sex with your mother

Sex

firebaughs asb favorite topic too talk about

ahhh yes, sex - the topic that always pops up in the asb gc

Sex

Face it we all have no gf

You looked this up because you

A: are lonely and fuck toilets, a piece of wood, and fake ass

or B: you did the impossible and got a hot girlfriend who wants to bang real hard because your dick is so fucking large you can break her pussy fast af

A is likely

Guy: I just got a girlfriend and had sex with her mass

Guy 2: Good jok- oh.

Sex

Add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray you don't multiply

"Hey babe" " Yeah?" "Wanna do some math w/ me?" "Sure what type??" "Sex, it's just like math" :Does Mischevious Laugh: >:)

Sex

find a boyfriend first and than we’ll talk about it

So find a boyfriend

Make him horny
And than have sex