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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020


child Sex traffickers

losers that sell children for sex

Did you see those child sex traffickers targeting dragonmodded?

Yeah bro, but police don't wanna do their job

by TheAnalBeadUser August 1, 2024


sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.

Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?

by ajkl19 July 29, 2018


McFly sex

When you go to a reunion just to get laid

Mia: Frank, did you get McFly sex?
Frank: No
Mia: *Suspicious look*

by Buttlover68 February 6, 2024


Sex parrot

Parrots mock your words. and are annoying. A sex parrot is a single person/persons that have terrible sex with the same person over and over. Irritating the other partner in the intercore.

"I hate this douchebag he keps wanting to fuck me."

"what a sex parrot"

by NOT Cameron ;) February 23, 2012


gay hot sex

...trust me, you do NOT wanna know.

Wanna do some gay hot sex tonight?

by TannerJones12 March 24, 2024


Grudge Sex

Grudge sex is a term used to describe sexual intercourse that is motivated by feelings of anger, resentment, or revenge towards the partner. The term can refer to two different scenarios:

Scenario 1: Having sex with someone you dislike or hate as a way to punish them through aggressive sexual intercourse. This is often directed towards a celebrity or someone who has wronged you in some way.

Scenario 2: Holding a grudge with your partner until it's time for revenge while or after having sexual intercourse by doing all the beautiful nasty things.

It is important to note that grudge sex is not a healthy or consensual form of sexual activity. It is important to always engage in sexual activity that is safe, respectful, and consensual for all parties involved.

Josh worked for a conservative talk show host. He discovered that his boss' trophy wife was shamelessly coming on to him. He hated her but it was not enough to not a hot grudge sex with her.

Example 2. Anna had finally reached the breaking point with her husband disrespectul and condescending behavior. She contacted a divorce attorney. The night before she left him, she had grudge sex with him but the following day had her husband served the divorce papers at work.

by TheToesKnows October 22, 2023