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A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.
Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.
- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.
When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock
Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.
I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.
A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.
He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock
Fuck you Cody, you horse cocked freak.
Hym "No you didn't earn shit and are capitalizing off of decades of female bigotry. You and that retard need to get both of your heads chopped off. Both of them. Horse cock prick. They were thanks for admitting to the car sabotage on camera. Clip that and watch for him to take the video down. When the game end you're going to be the first one they come for Cody Johnston."