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waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 19, 2014


waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017


pick/me

pick/me are neo-prouns meaning, you want to be fucked in the ass and have degrading and piss kink.and you want to be raped.

“my pronouns are pick/me<33.”

by don’tyoucryovernospilledmilk June 19, 2021


Chilli up me nose

Chilli up your nose.

I have a chilli up me nose.

by January 2, 2021


Rise Next To Me

intimitally staring at your partner

Rich asked Jay "hey jay of hit show JKB, can you Rise Next To Me" and then asked him, stoned out of his mind, why he was passionately staring at him

by jerry and Tom taking bonghits February 5, 2023


Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce

A whimsical and exaggerated way of saying excuse me. It's the kind of phrase you might use when you're trying to be deliberately over the top, like if you're playfully interrupting someone or reacting to something surprising.

Erm Exsqueeze Me Sauce, but did you just eat the last slice of pizza without asking?

by Cragnon July 16, 2024


just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 7, 2024