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A term to be substituted for the word "Douche". The only noticable difference between the term "Wellsy" and "Douche" is when you call someone a douche, you are essentially calling them pathetic, bumbling and a moron... however the term "Wellsy" also add's the sense of denial and false arrogance to the term. This makes the term "Wellsy" infact quite offensive, and as such, should not be used lightly.
"Nice face, Wellsy"
"John is usually really cool, but sometimes he can be a real wellsy"
"Dam i'd like to hit that underage piece of ass, but she talks like a bloody wellsy"
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Derived from the activities of loudmouthed, cockney, sexist, racist, tactless, west ham loving alcoholic.
Often seen masquerading himself as a sales exec and with delusions of management skills.
Someone prone to extended periods of absence from place of employment followed by highly creative excuses. Usually after payday or westham games.
To pull a Wellsie.
Wait until pay day. Ideally close to a West Ham game.
Get totally blotto and maybe get into a fight.
Dont phone in sick the first day. Instead use this time to think of an ellaborate excuse to use on your glorious return to work.
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Origin:AGS (AYLESBURY GRAMMAR SCHOOL)
One spastic ginger.
Person:"Oh my godits a...a.........."
Wellsy:"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Person:"owwww!Bitch, get off that hurts, you must be a welsy."
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hes my nigga the small man of bedfont lol! he gets drunk on tango init blud!
"well fuck me ur lady friend got a voice"
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A Jammy Wellsy is a person that uses other peoples pictures and pretends to be someone else to lure in little kids and exploit nudes from them.
I heard that Reece at school is a bit of a Jammy Wellsy, yeah I heard that too.
Orogin:Ags
One Spastit Ginger.
Person:"Oh my god its a ......"
Wellsy:"Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Person:"owwwww!Bitch that hurts you must be a Wellsy"