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Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.
The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming
"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"
if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
Another way to describe a mans penis.
a man sent me a picture of his sex sausage and said "you want some fuk"
Sex Sausage is another way to describe men's nudes.
Womens nudes are like art, but a guys nudes are just them basically saying "look at sex sausage, you want some fuk"
I can’t wait to have gigantic sex with that nice lady down the street!