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my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021


swept me off my feet

When someone really gets know you: your story, your weaknesses, your insecurities. Everything about who you are, not just the shell. And then they are still trying to impress you, to care for you, and show affection.

So how do you know that someone has swept me off my feet?
When someone sweeps you off your feet, you know love.

by love.education October 20, 2023


Buggy pipe me

Buggy pipe me basically means come and sexually touch me and have sexual contact.

A. Aaron buggy piped me today.
B. Aw lucky I wish I had someone buggy pipe me

by yungcripping28 November 22, 2021


Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 14, 2022


work me up

To fuck a girl rough and get nasty w her

Girl: *having medium speed sex* you can work me up if you want

Guy: dafuq aight lil slut

by FreakyFrank_ November 12, 2020

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this is blowing me

Used to describe something that you find funny; Something that makes you laugh.

"She just slipped on a banana peel, this is blowing me!"

by Cummie Lover August 7, 2024


fuck me truck

A really nice truck.

Daym, that new Tacoma TRD is a fuck me truck!

by Locaust April 9, 2021