September 5

if your girlfriend loves you she must do the thing once this day

Wow it’s September 5! You have to do the thing babe!

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march 5

Fuck A David Day

On March 5 you have sexy time with a David

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5 0

5.0 liter Mustang. (302 CI)

My 5-0 could beat yo 1.8 liter Honduhz' azz!

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5 hole

The insertion of ones penis into a womens anal cavity.

I stuck it in her 5 hole like no other.

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halo 5

Will be made in the year 3000!!

Halo 5 will be out when I am dead

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fab 5

Old School Hip Hop Group.

Check out the song entitled "blah" If you like black moon and/or smif'n'wesson you might like these guys. (may contain heltah skeltah)

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January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

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