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When a dumb blonde with brown eyes and big forehead head was born
Person: its april 16th you know what that means!! Happy birthday dumb blonde lookin ass
Dumb blonde: fuck you.
NATIONAL GIVE YOUR CRUSH CANDY DAY‼️
you: oh my gosh diddly darn its april 16 i need to go give her some candy!!!!
legendary date for Bully Busters #1 and #3. on this day in 2021 a legendary event happened, so great it split the calendar in half.
an official holiday for tbb
Ella and Lucy: nobody shall ever speak of April 16, 2021, especially the events that occurred within 7-8pm.
Josh: it’s April 16
Becky: ok…so what
Josh: national send nudes day
Becky: fine
adj.- A young adult who acts like a teenager. Typical when said person has the most insane squad on the planet.
Girls all like: My brother is 25 going on 16.
people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum
person: “I was born on september 16”
other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”
Person1: do you know what today is ?
Person 2: no..
Person1: september 16