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I bet it’ll be a good day because it’s gonna be 10/20/30
John: Hey Dutch did you know today is October 20, 2030?
Dutch: Well we live in earlier times, John, I’m pretty sure it’s October 20, 1930
John: Don't we both die by then?
Dutch: oh.. uhhh
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This is a Month Day Year and year of the MOST iconic meme known to date since the Area 51 meme.
Yo, I cannot wait for 4-20-2069 4:20 AM, like DEADASS.
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what you say after anyone asks you how long you have done something.
Girl: so how long you been drawing comics?
Guy: FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!
girl: so you ever heard that song?
Guy: which song?
Girl: Come on Eileen.
Guy: yeah i listened to it...FOR 20 LONG YEARS!!!
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A satirical phrase in general to describe certain individuals in their twenties who display marked remnants of a teenager (even adolescent) lacking experience compared to older peers, and sensitive to any form of criticism that might reflect an inexperience. They often compensate the feeling of inadequacy by incorporating incomplete information into fact to demonstrate a sense of knowledge. Instability is frequent with a failure to adjust socially to the first stage of adulthood.
This form of apprehension is not uncommon, but the frequency by which it appears in an increasing number of people, makes it noticeable enough to supplement a characterization.
“I thought Mary’s speech tonight to be very 20-year-old.”
“It’s possible my son is being taught by a group of 20-year-olds.”
“The repairman gave me a 20-year-old’s explanation as to why it won’t work.”
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The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.
Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?
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Judgement Day. The day Barack Obama is inaugurated into the office of Presidency. He, being the anti-christ terrorist that he is will cause the world to end most likely through nuclear holocaust.
James: So 1/20/09 is coming up. Are you planning anything special for your last two months to live?
Lindsay: (sobbing hysterically) What is the world coming to? A black president? Why?
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