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When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.
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The place to be in northern virginia.
Pretty much the classic italian pizza place. Complete with nice italian dudes making some nice pizza and great calzones.
and yes, they are really italian, enuf said..
I went to Tony's New York Pizza and ate 7 slices of pizza, it was yummy.
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A partially large island located between nigger falls and barfalo New York, where they constantly build more apartments for the scums to move in and bring the crime up, although most of the island are drug whores there are a small percent of hunters and level headed rednecks and wanna move the fuck down south, Yee Yee, the high school is nothing but a big vape room and tattle tits along with few dippers and chewers. And is also overly tolled for the bridges that are long since payed for
Hey Bob you wanna go to Grand island New York? Nah I don't wanna get tolled up the ass by Cuomo and don't feel like passing through mini hicktown.
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king of all the noobs, ruler of noobs everywhere, such a high-class noob they made him/her mayor.
"Wow, you suck, you must be the Mayor of Noob York City."
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While eating out a girls vagina, she queefs in your mouth causing you to vomit in her vagina, then the guy continues to eat out the pukecum...THAT IS THE NEW YORK STIR FRY!
She was so beautiful and I took her for a walk in the park, bought her flowers, took her out to dinner, went back to my place, and with my mouth I'd make her fly between the thighs, but instead she queefed in my mouth so I served up some New York Stir Fry.
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In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.