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what the fuck am I

Used to express a bad word.

what the fuck am I, a bitch,

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023

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i am very guilty

One of the worst feelings in the world. It could eat you alive. It could destroy you. Sometimes the only way to get over it is forgetting. But we never forget, Its popping your little sisters balloon by accident that she loved,

i am very guilty is guilt

by dfjisakakskladjasjdajko;slaslk September 17, 2017

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Yes, i am a simp

S.I.M.P
Sniper
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Yes, i am a Simp.
Sniper Monkey

by Cool_24Karat August 25, 2021

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I am your new god

A strange phrase used by some Louisiana agnostics and athiests to insult others who talk about thier god in public.

Religious Person: God makes the food we eat.
Athiest: I am your new god! I say no food for you!

by pousson November 27, 2007

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I am fucking God bitch

I am better than you in every way.

I am fucking God bitch fuck off or I shall destroy you.I am the law. I am the creator. Shazam bitch!

by TheGayWho'sDeadInside October 18, 2018

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What am I doing here?

Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says every day while he is in the White House and remembers that he is president (or after somebody reminds him), if not more. The reason he says this is because even someone as brain-dead as Joe can't believe that he is president.

1.
Joe Biden: Where the hell am I? What am I doing here?
Everyone: That's what we all are wondering!

2.
Interviewer: Hey Joe, it's great to have you here tonight. I can't wait to kiss your behind for the next 30 minutes. So, how are you doing?
Joe Biden: I'm pretty good, but um, uh, where am I again? What am I doing here? Where are we? Who are you? Who am I!

3.
Joe Biden: What am I doing here?
Everyone with a brain: destroying our country!

by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022

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I AM HALF ME FOXY

A post (i) made in 2016 (which got stolen by Wolf Girl and went viral) is a retarded child with a fnaf filter app

oh look I AM HALF ME FOXY

by dfsfsfsfsfs March 23, 2021

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