lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol 3 times or more in one message.
Very dangerous, make sure you block who ever does this. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol i just left from the mall lol, and i saw this homeless guy lol it was funny rofl!!!!1

Normalguy: OMG lol attack!!!! im blocking ur ass!!!!!1

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beaver attack

Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.

Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...

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Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

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Dick Attacker

A lady that starts to either suck or fuck you before your Dick is hard

Random Friend: Man yesterday was a horrible night
Random Friend #2: Why I thought you boned that hot girl
Random Friend: Well I did but she was a real Dick Attacker

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Attack Doge

minecraft music disc guy

did you see attack doges funny minecraft disc video?

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hometime attack

A sudden, often spontaneous, urge to go home.

After wandering the Forest of Doom for hours, Tim had a hometime attack.

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Sack Attack

When your balls visibally slip out (the balls version of a "Nip Slip")

Dave's shorts were so short today that he had a sack attack

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