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Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!
Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast
Top association of breeding ligers. If u ain’t about the biz stay out its twizz bitch
I just copped a liger out the morrocan breakfast club.
A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.
Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".
When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.
I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.
A cup of coffee and a piece of you.
I would like to order a sheep herders breakfast.
A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.
My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!
When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.
Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.