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ring piece rancher, poo pipe pioneer, cumslinger, shit shafting sheriff, etc etc
Damien you filthy butt cowboy, what are you doing in there with the attendant?
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Sliding your hard-on up and down inside your (male or female) partner's butt crack, usually gently slapping your lower abdomin and hips against the butt cheeks as you 'surf'.
May involve slipping the tip of the cock into the anus you pass by it on each 'ride'. Butt surfing may, but not necessarily, cumulate in giving your partner a full on ass fucking. Use a condom if you do this.
Works best on a tight, rounded ass.
After a good day at a beach, Brad and I took a shower together. I whipped off his red speedos, lent him against the tiled wall and gave him a good butt surfing.
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The act of using the butt end, or stock of a rifle to strike an enemy across the face, chest, neck, or other body parts. Taught to members of the military as means of defending yourself in a hand-to-hand combat situation when all else fails, or just for the fun of it. The butt stroke is highly effective and extremely painful for the unfortunate fuck on the receiving end. The butt stroke is with a rifle what a "pistol whip" is with a handgun. The butt stroke can be properly executed with any type of firearm fitted with a shoulder stock, however, it is most effective with heavier weapons, such as an M240B of the M249 SAW. If you are properly equipped with enough muscle, a .50 Cal M2 HMG is quite the preferred tool of choice, however, due to it's weight, size, and the fact that it's normally mounted can be a challenging obstacle.
"If you don't back the fuck up I'm gonna butt stroke you into next fuckin' year!"
"John got drunk and butt stroked Amy right in the face! Oh, I hope she has medical insurance!"
"We were down to our last mag and then we got overrun, so we jumped up and butt stroked haji long and hard!"
"Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you?"
"Yes sir, I'm looking for a rifle."
"Are you looking for a hunting rifle or something less powerful, for say, target shooting?"
"Oh, no sir. I need good butt-strokin' rifle."
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sex where a penis penetraits someone's anus
Sheryl almost died when tom asked her if she wanted to butt fuck
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Having loose bowels so bad that it almost all water.
I drank way too much last night, now I have a ridiculous case of butt soup.
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when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass
hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet
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A stroke played in Australian handball where the ball strikes the corner of the wall and the floor, making the ball roll back along the ground towards the opponent. Flat butts are almost impossible to return.
Great shot! What a flat butt!
Man, I'm in great form over summer. Hitting flat butts everywhere.
Mate, I'm in flat butt heaven!
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