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my mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

by Arjun meghwal November 26, 2020


Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 10, 2020


A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020


leah cooks

From toronto, everybody wants to fuck, "DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE" "IM LEAH FUCKING COOKS". AND shes fucking a white hick

Man I bet shes Leah Cooks

by DaddyMeh January 31, 2019


Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

by MikeToreno May 18, 2024


cane cook

SUPER COOL GUY AND HAS SO MUCH FRIENDS

cane cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017


Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY

Cane Cook is super cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017