Cooke

A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.

As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.

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Cooke

To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands

Wow, you really “Cooke” that game last week against the Kneelands

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Cooke

Referring to someone with qualities of a penis.

Wow, only cookes use akimbo model 1887's.

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Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

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Cooking

A reference to the fabrication of meth and the American show Breaking Bad. Often used in situation where someone is doing a crazy action or is achieving something big.

Me: "talking to a girl"
My friends: Wait, hold up, he's cooking, let him cook.

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Cook

To flame someone beyond possible recovery

Our teacher really cooked us when she said she wouldn’t move the test

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cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.

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