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1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.
Damn that girl has mad cow disease, she's such an ugly bitch!!!
two fat people raging on each other
I mad cow diseased with your mom
Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
The teacher was totally being all mad cow disease last night. She was all " maaahhhhh"
(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.
Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.
The Bubble Skin disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.
It’s deadly in some cases but can be cured.
It was created from
The illness born from those suffering from unrequited love in which the patient starts to get bubbles appearing on their skin that makes it irritated and itchy causing the victim to scratch at it. Think of eczema for a real life comparison.
The disease causes the victim to non-stop scratch at the bubbles on their skin causing them to pop and leave permanent scares on their skin. In some rare cases if the subject scratches hard or deep enough to create open wounds the bubbles can release the same toxic substance that scares their skin into the blood stream which can danger the victim of death.
The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in a friendship type way. Although the damages already sustained from the disease won't disappear along with the illness.
He stared down as he scratched at his irritated and itchy skin covered with bubbles tears streaming down his face. The bubbles created a subtle popping sound as blood started to build up under his nails. He didn’t want to keep scratching. He wanted to ignore it and wait for it to pass, but he couldn’t, his body forced him to keep scratching at the bubbles on the surface. That is the curse of the Bubble Skin disease.
Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-
-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-