Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language
I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful
when you say something relating to the English Language in a smart manner
"Look at us with our Englishness" "Wow that was some great Englishness"
A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
The act of sending Dalton titty pics to increase your English speaking abilities.
Person 1: Man my English sucks
Person 2: Just send a pic of your titties to Dalton, automatic English enhancer
Buying every flavour of crisps in a pub and opening all the bags for ease of access
We had English Tapas for dinner
Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.
Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.
Yup thats a Typical English girl.
The type of english all white girls write while they are texting. Something a 5 year old learning how to write would write.
White girl english is this: Period. Slayy. Absolutely gorgeous. We should def go out and eat food and like chew with our mouths like animals do ykykykyk. O. M. G. SLAYY