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When having sex with your partner/random doggy style stick your index finger in her asshole and her reaction will sound a little like a ghost.
ROB: Oh yeah you like that, well what about this (spooky finger goes up)
Random: oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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This phenomenon is when people switch around letters while typing, This is a common happening among many typers and doesn't involve letters not being in the correct word but the word being "scrambled" up. Often the first and last letter are correct.
An interesting study at Cambridge stated that the human mind is capable of reading and translating whole sets of text written in this way because of the way we read.
In other form: Dyslexic fingers
Written in finger dyslexia: Figner Dsyleixa
sailorman3321: Hey brah sup?
rocketbootface2: Eh nothing mcuh Im just cihlling.
sailorman3321: Eh! Looks like you've got finger dyslexia
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The art of slipping a finger, or two, for the more experienced persons, inside of a female.
Originally, Finger Bombing was only such when you did so in public, or with a foreign object (preferrable Mexican).
Today, however, you can finger bomb anywhere. In public, private, hell, you could finger bomb a chick at a concert. It's been done.
'Dude, check it! I'm finger bombing this bitch!'
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A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.
I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.
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Salad fingers is a flash "cartoon" created by internet famous cartoonist, David Firth. This disturbing animated series is classified as a surreal psychological horror genre. It is based on a mutated humanoid whom is called "Salad Fingers". The series has no deffinate meening, however most likely takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, which derives from a "Great War" which most likely was somewhat of a nuclear holocaust. Salad fingers is the main charecter, and is shown in 8 short episodes. He is shown to be phsycotic and mentally ill as he enjoys the feeling of rusty object, and many strange textures, and also enjoys the feeling of pain and blood, which he calls the "red water". He suffers from psychosis, so he cannot tell the difference between real people and unliving objects. Throghout this series salad fingers meets other mutated people. Including an armless "BBQ" worker, an odd eyed child, and in episode 5 a seemingly normal un mutated girl who is the only other person to speak english in the series (which as a result drives salad finger to momentarelly go crazy). A major component to this series is the eerie music made by the Boards of Canada. It is an overall very disturbing series, and shouldnt be viewed by every one.
"I like it when the red water comes out."
"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"
"Im here to enquire about your spoons."
"Marjory stewart baxter, u taste like sunshin dust."
"Rojer, i shalnt have you bellowing these frequincies at this late hour, upsetting my insides."
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thats what one looks like on a computer
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thats a middle finger
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Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.
Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.
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