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imaginary friend

a living person who you talk to constantly but never see them.

i wish i could see my imaginary friend

by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.

You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.

by BobTheTHird November 26, 2009

360๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

113๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 6, 2016


Squeaky Friends

Sora the troll in a stream said that he felt that the term "squeakers" to describe young gamers was demeaning. And so he came up with the friendly term, "squeaky friends" to describe youthful gamers with high pitched voices.

He said: "The definition should be like... 'We all have. We all love."

I feel bad for calling gamers under 13 "kids, children, or squeaker." We should call them, "Squeaky Friends!"

by YE BROSKI September 10, 2020


squeaky friend

Squeaky friends (Also known as Broblox or Robros) are friends who are young or young at heart.
They are typically portrayed as ROBLOX loving kids.

"Oh hey, Sora, want to play ROBLOX?"
"No thanks, I'm 28 and have to get to work. Have fun, my squeaky friend."

by Squirp September 10, 2020


fallopian friends

when a group of 2 or more girls have their period at the same time

girl 1: "ugH I HATE CRAMPS!! :("
girl 2: "ugh saME"

girl 1: "OMFG R U ON UR PERIOD???"
girl 2: "YES!!"
both: "FALLOPIAN FRIENDS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by chameleonp00p March 8, 2013