Significantly Better Class Newspaper

A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.

person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.

high school health class

A room where horny teenagers eagerly look at the reproductive system posters on the walls

High school guy: "Dude, I can't wait to check out those STD slideshows in my high school health class, but only for the girl parts. I'm not gay or anything."

Pole dancing class

A class in some more liberal schools where girls are taught how to pole dance as part of P.E.

Kathy's in pole dancing class.

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first class gay

1. A Gay That That Thinks It Is Greater Than All The Other Gays (More Hardcore
2.Comes Before The Other Gays... as a scout!
3.Or An Isult To A Mosher/Goth/Punk on a night out

Examples for all of The Definitions:
1. "Dont Go There Girl Friend!" *Snap* *Snap*
2. (Doesnt Need An Example)
3. (Drunks Stumble Out Of A Pub/Bar/Club)
Drunks: Ew Yoo First Class Gays!What Ya Fink ya doin ya stupid Moshers?!

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Mercedes-Benz S-Class

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.

I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.

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high class white trash

A term used for Boogie to describe how a poor shitty upbringing can give you the street smarts of a G, the common sense of the wise, morals of a nun, loyalty of a dog, honesty of a drunk baby

And also ketchup on a steak.

Bitch I'm high class white trash, you better respect my double wide trailor.

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corbin from math class

A big smoker and weed user and doesn't admit it and has a wack hair cut and wears a dusty hat

Dude you are such a Corbin from math class why do you do that so much. you need to stop