Humphrey the rat

A big rat that is, in fact, a freAKING HIDEOUS GIANT sweater who likes them big and chunky.

AHHHHHHHH HUMPHREY THE RAT IS CHASING ME GET AWAY YOU MENACE!!!

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Bit of Rats

A "code word" used to communicate the fact that someone is staring at you. Derived from the word "stare". ("stare" backwards is "erats". Eliminate the "e" and you have "rats".) One could also simply say "rats" instead of the entire phrase "bit of rats" and still imply that someone is staring.

Chris was wearing a dress and some make-up in Denny's and some big fat hick was staring at him with murder in his eyes. Chris wants to inform his boy Jason that this hick is staring at him (without the hick being aware that he is saying it), so he says "BIT OF RATS" and Jason immediately understands. So, then Jason kisses Chris right on the tongue to create an uproar in Denny's.

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pet rat

Someone who is inferior compared to you
You are god compared to pet rats
People who deserve to be caged

"you're my pet rat"
"Eve is my pet rat"

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Devil Rat

A rat with devil-like qualities; the worst kind of rat. A devil rat is one who lies to, cheats on, and betrays their friends, on top of acting completely crazy at all times.

My friend’s mom who cursed me out for no reason is a total devil rat.

My devil-rat ex-boyfriend gaslighted me our entire relationship.

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hooty rat

A marijuana cigarette. A large joint filled with sweet mary jane, similar to a spliff. Also reffered to as a big fat hooty rat.

I smoked a big fat hooty rat before I got my tongue pierced!

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rat snookie

silly skank who eats dick from the back, her diet consists strictly of semen of many different unknown doners.

that rat snookie fucked my brother.

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tank rat

Person that works inside of tanks on planes

Get back in that plane tank rat

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