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The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.
Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.
when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth
co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"
that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.
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the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.
jizz and tonic
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Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
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