A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.
From Freya and Lola :)
Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.
Tyler Kelly is my king
P1: Hey, did you see TYLER KELLY caught the game winning touchdown last game??
P2: Yes, he makes me so horny and I want him to have my babies!!
Kelly Kantz is a trap queen. Loves her life her way. Is a true friend who sticks up for her trap friends.
Look at Kelly Kantz, she's such a trap queen.
A Kelly Foral is a loving mother with a large heart and larger dobanhonkeroos(breasts).
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Kylie Jenner is a real Kelly Foral, look at that cleavage.
great person, kind hearted and not the lil nas x song
hey its kelly montero the great person
Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?