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The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.
Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.
An incredible amazing, cool, intelligent, handsome, usually asian, God.
Person 1 walking with Person 2
Person 1: spots an asian
Person 2: "Is that... it can't be..."
Person 1: "Shit it's Kevin Ye"
Person 2: "Let us go get his autograph"
all girls within vicinity get wet and drops their panties.
Kevin Lauren is the biggest rapper in Norway. Originally from Sandnes, he amassed his huge fanbase through his boujee way of life and music skills. He has worked along the likes of rappers such as 'Ballinciaga' and all his shows get sold out in an instant. His male audience is called 'Broderskapet', while he uses the word 'Baddies' to describe his female audience. Lauren is not only famous for his exquisite work within the music industry but also for being one of the most dangerous gangsters in Scandinavia. He has already been to jail, but he is not afraid to go again since Kevin Lauren is the hardest motherfuc*er around. Although Lauren may appear to be of Norwegian descent, he is actually not Norwegian and his family on the streets are certainly all immigrants. He is currently in a relationship with Rebba.
His biggest song 'Streetsa er helt GTA' is widely regarded as one of the finest literary works in modern Norwegian history. The song uses intricate language and plenty of allusions to convey the message of the song. That the streets are 'helt GTA broder'. He also talks about how he came from a nice upbringing, but the coldhearted streets changed him to be the man known today as Kevin Lauren.
Kevin Lauren's most famous quote is:
"Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk"
This quote will forever be glued into Norwegian culture as its impact on Norwegian youths and adults is unmatched.
Example 1
Philip: Sup 'broder' have you met any 'baddies' lately?
Raiyan: You already know how it is. 'Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk'
Example 2
Raiyan: Did you just see Kevin Lauren and Rebba pulling up at the crib?
Philip: Yeah, Rebba juicy af tho.
(gunshots)
Raiyan: DAMN, 'Streetsa er helt GTA' we need to run!
Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.
I found Office Kevins lanyard next to the snack machine.
An act of joining the opposite party, team, group or organization for the sake of one's own benefit. Originates from the American basketball player, Kevin Durant of the Golden State Warriors, who is most famously known switching teams to gain an NBA title.
Greg: "This team sucks!"
John: "I know, im gonna go full Kevin Durant!"
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When you finger a girl's b-hole and then discreetly wipe your fingers off in her hair.
Ross was feeling daring so he gave Olive a Filthy Kevin.
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Guitarist for Third Eye Blind who played on and wrote music for their first two albums, was in the band from about 1993 to 2000. Soon after formed a band called Cousin Kevin, and now, after joining alt/pop-rock supergroup Radio Angel with drummer Eric Stock from Stroke 9, is exploring a solo career.
In other words: BADASS. The most amazing guitarist ever.
Check out the guitar solo on the extended version of "Red Summer Sun." "Narcolepsy" and "Wild and Forgotten" (solo song) are sick too. Kevin Cadogan can wail, man, but he has class.
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