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A new massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) made by Turbine featuring the world of The Lord of The Rings by Sir John Ronald Reuel Tolkien also known as J.R.R. Tolkien. As known as LOTRO, the real name is The Lord of the Rings Online : Shadows of Angmar. The game features itself in Eriador (the region extending from the Shire to the Misty Mountains and including Angmar) where you can be one of 4 races containing the Elves, the Hobbits, Men and Dwarves.
This game could rival World of Warcraft and it is not as addictive as WoW yet. LOTRO will more than anything annoy you with all the different quests and deeds to accomplish, and if you ever enter the Shire, you will leave with a death wish for all those annoying hobbits who cannot do anything by themselves and must ask you to endanger you life for absolutely pointless thing, with useless food as reward.
Hobbit (NPC of the Lord of the Rings Online): Hello stranger, I killed a deer with my sling, but a bear came and took off with the deer carcass to the bears-den up north. Would you accept to go retrieve my precious sling?
You: What? But they're bears! They will tear me up and devour my corpse! Aw heck, I'll do it.
*Goes to the bear's den and comes back after many deaths and torn limbs.*
You: There! I have your sling! Now give me my reward!
Hobbit: Oh! Thank you stranger! Here are some boiled carrots for your brave efforts.
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The gaze used in the LOR trilogy to denote a solemn moment, because we couldn't tell from the very subtle soundtrack.
Stephen fixed his Lord of the Rings stare on Justine, as if to tell her he wasn't joking. She never told him that this idiotic maneuver was the reason she broke up with him.
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An exclamation uttered with amusing frequency in 1950s E.C. horror comics, usually by characters confonted by an unspeakable horror or their own impending demise.
"The innkeeper -- is a flesh-eating -- GHOUL! Good Lord! Choke."
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1. an exclaimation uttered when nothing else will fit... often used when stunned or dismayed.
2.a saying written in magic disappearing blowpen to make Neffy suck the ink up in a fit of laughter.
"Lord love a duck... that alien just gone and blew up our truck."
"You slept with my BROTHER? Well Lord love a duck..."
"Bite me big time? Well Lord love a duck!!"
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Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.
Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop
Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth
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A guy named nathaniel or jonathan who is so cringy you consider them a cringe lord
Donald:That guy is cringe lord the 1st
jack:whats his name?
donald:jonathan
jack:no wonder
THE god of chads. He is even more powerful Then Dick Thunder. His DICKS underside is as sharp as a fucking katana. He can cut time and space with his dick. He is the lord 20 googolplex(1 followed by 10100 zeros )worlds .Owns a basement as big as canada. It’s name is liams basement. It specializes in kidnapping of children. He owns the big company kfc(Kentucky fried children). He has unlimited ki and chakara. His level in wow is over 9000. He plays chad games like Minecraft and Roblox. He can cut Sixten the simp king with one cut with his dick. All praise the god of chads.
Look out it is Young Lord DaggerDick he will take your kid and cut your liver.
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