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Matthew

Matthew is a very tall and very sweet guy. He always knows when your sad and cheers you up. He is good a guitar and likes to work on cars. He has an ever expanding friend group and has special connections with each and every friend. He is an extremely poetic guy...and in my opinion ...I'll never get tired of seeing you

Matthew you are the most amazing friend, and the only boyfriend that I've ever felt this way with

by XXBrickerXX April 09, 2019


matthew

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass

stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP

by decegggrs May 02, 2019


matthews dick

Very Small

When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

by The Random F*cker October 07, 2017


Matthew

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.

Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!

by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018


Matthew

A short horrible person. He can be found on his PlayStation 🤮 bragging how he can beat you in Minecraft pvp. His bezzie friend caelan is unable to be heard by Matthews voice as he bellows down his mic. I hope everyone with a Matthew as a friend I wish you all peace

He is such a Matthew

by Tbh idk either July 22, 2020


Matthew kidwell

My best brother and a fucking idiot

Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love him😂

by Cameron the glass March 11, 2019


Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

by evillweevil July 13, 2019