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He fucked a monkey what more do you need
Matthew is a humanzeee
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Matthew's come with such personalities but most are not that smart logically. They'll be smart in school but in some cases, smartness is not the best
Matthew: Oh that's like eating my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*
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Matthew is a very tall and very sweet guy. He always knows when your sad and cheers you up. He is good a guitar and likes to work on cars. He has an ever expanding friend group and has special connections with each and every friend. He is an extremely poetic guy...and in my opinion ...I'll never get tired of seeing you
Matthew you are the most amazing friend, and the only boyfriend that I've ever felt this way with
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that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass
stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP
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Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.
Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!
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When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder
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