mud duck

Someone not ready for the real world (the big sea -- they're restricted to the mud, not even ready for wading in the shallows). Used by some in the navy as a disparaging term for marines and coast guard. Used also in amateur radio for people whose broadcast is weak (and therefore come through muddy with too much noise and not enough signal).

Wait here, mud duck, and let me show you how it's done.

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welly in the mud

Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.

Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"

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mud rocket

when you launch a fart and its super wet but doesn't go very far at all and the disgusting odor permeates through the entire room within seconds.

"Butch stop launching those nasty ass mud rockets or i'm kicking you out to go live back in your momma's basement!!!!"

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mud-tracking

When you fuck a girl, or man, in the anus, take out your poo covered dick, and wipe it down her spine, leaving a brown line.

Hey, tell your mom to eat more meat and less vegatables. I was mud-tracking her the other day and the shit on her back was green.

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mud puppy

1.AKA Water Dog. a big aquatic salamander.
2.Most commonly used to describe a person who loves mud and motocross.

mud puppy is not a term used to describe sluts of any kind.

1. The scientists studied the mudpuppies.

2. (referring to an off-road trail or motocross track) any mud puppy would love it here!

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Mud cherry

Shit covered helmet.

I wish she'd wipe her ass, I ended up with a mud cherry again.

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mud slide

when u perform an atomic bomb while you have diarrhea and someone is on toilet

the other day i climbed on top of the stall like a ninja dropped a mud slide

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