mud-tracking

When you fuck a girl, or man, in the anus, take out your poo covered dick, and wipe it down her spine, leaving a brown line.

Hey, tell your mom to eat more meat and less vegatables. I was mud-tracking her the other day and the shit on her back was green.

4👍 4👎

mud track

To take a woman up the arse, either for her enjoyment, or your own.

When the river runs red, take the mud track instead.

5👍 6👎

mud tracks

Having shit marks on your pants and having it show through to people walking behind you

Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.

3👍 2👎

Mississippi mud track

The act of rubbing your ass across your partners face during intercourse and leaving a Mississippi mud track.

Damn boy, I hooked up with this bitch last night, bitch would not stop screaming so I gave that bitch a Mississippi mud track.

9👍 9👎

New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.

Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.

2👍 3👎