When you fuck a girl, or man, in the anus, take out your poo covered dick, and wipe it down her spine, leaving a brown line.
Hey, tell your mom to eat more meat and less vegatables. I was mud-tracking her the other day and the shit on her back was green.
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To take a woman up the arse, either for her enjoyment, or your own.
When the river runs red, take the mud track instead.
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Having shit marks on your pants and having it show through to people walking behind you
Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.
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The act of rubbing your ass across your partners face during intercourse and leaving a Mississippi mud track.
Damn boy, I hooked up with this bitch last night, bitch would not stop screaming so I gave that bitch a Mississippi mud track.
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When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
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A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack
Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.
A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack
Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.