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When you file taxes while drunk(or otherwise incapacitated). Usually accompanied by errors in math, mailing them to the wrong address or even passing out while filing and getting your taxes full of drool. May result in an audit.
Dude, i totally sent my taxes to cananda, im such a dummy for drunk fileng.
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When you get so drunk that you try to give the people around you a rimjob.
"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."
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Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.
Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.
Russell has never been too drunk.
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sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday
stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"
davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"
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A dinner-like meal late at night, after coming home from a party, or getting drunk.
Most widely associated with Domino's or Taco Bell.
Let's go home and order some Domino's for drunk dinner.
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The next level of being beyond drunk.
That bitch ain't just drunk, she's Melissa drunk!
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To get really, really, really shitfaced
Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night
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