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What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles
Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop
A little device that comes with a garage that lets you open the garage.
"Hey can you open the garage, I left my garage opener in the house"
Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
when a bich gets bored or is being a bich so they cba to txt back and if they do they normally say yh ok alr and mk stay away from these ppl or the best option blow up there house
opened is a snapchat thing where the other person dosent txt back
Not closed or blocked, such as my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear
I always was wet peeing inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, until I opened the fly that my pee came out of my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear!
Two partners start kissing one another with their eyes open and who ever closes their eyes or laughes looses.
Me and my boyfriend played eyes wide open last night and I won!